i'm home alone, got no more booze
too much masturbation, but no excuse
i don't know why i'm sitting here on my couch
got no reason to stay here, i should go out
just one phone call to meet my friends
and nobody knows how this night ends
oooh - sometimes they will go to far
oooh - they will tease you for who you are
oooh - but no matter what may be
oooh - my friends, my family, they are there for me
sometimes they're idiots, know how to mortify
sometimes they're jerks, and so am i
as you know teasing is a sign of affection
no need for a satisfaction
just one phone call to meet my friends
and nobody knows how this night ends
